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"Because he's the hero that cats and dogs deserve, and the hero that cats and dogs need right now. So we'll let him drive around and rescue them in his batmobile." For once, the Hero tag trumps the Florida tag
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High school students push for free condoms on campus. To be fair, we need to do something considering the problems we have between school administration and the Student Body
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Running for Sheriff in Florida? That's a firing by the Sheriff
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French tourist calls on Brits to help find missing camera of topless snaps that was lost on a trip to the Isle of Skye in Scotland (possible nsfw content on page)
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TSA dogs at the Denver airport don't want your weed
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Rain on the scarecrow, flood on the farms
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Seattle may have solved the commute problem. And no, it's not with public transit buses powered by grunge and mildew
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Not News: Salvage crew's sonar picks up a large object underwater. News: They lower cameras to see what it is. FARK: It's a German submarine, sunk by the US Navy in 1919. ULTRAFARK: In Lake Michigan
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Inside Gambia, the sex paradise for British grans that makes Magaluf look tame. Eye bleach necessary
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NOAA predicts near-normal hurricane season, with 9-15 opportunities for Puerto Rican paper towel distribution
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Don't you hate it when you wake up and find your penis is missing?
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Taking a taxi home from the hospital after giving birth? Don't forget to check the cab to see if you haven't left behind any gifts, flowers, the baby
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Botswana, which has the world's biggest population of elephants, will allow hunting again after ban is lifted. What could possibly go wrong?
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Four new women accuse Tony Robbins of using Unlimited Power and asking them to help Awaken the Giant Within his pants
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Caption this scene at the laundromat