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Nena Springs fire threatens homes and resort near eclipse path, launches 99 red balloons
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Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak
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Photoshop this free rider
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Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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Topeka gorilla finally gives a shiat
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Judge avoids conviction for DUI, (BAC .188) because reasons, will stay on bench
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Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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Photoshop this empty office
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Alaska discovers their political party application accepts emojis, and that they now have an officially registered party named "Everybody Poops and We Can Prove It" 💩
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Car's got a lot of pickup
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New Confederate monument set to be unveiled in Crenshaw County, AL. Because remembering unknown Confederate soldiers who never came home from Civil War belongs next to RV park belonging to man who owns the monument