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"He was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed"
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Survivor of Parkland shooting takes their own life. This is not a repeat from earlier this week
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Graffiti loving, non-property owner feigns confusion over the difference between a fine and restitution
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Australia's 'Croc Lady' bids tearful farewell to her pet Jilly, blames bureaucrats. "It's also a fight to keep her three carpet pythons, two turtles, two blue tongue lizards, two stumpy tailed lizards and one goanna, who also live at her house"
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Endangered animals, comic book tributes, and Japanese commercialism can all be found in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16 Tractor Edition
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These Stephen King adaptations are getting out of hand
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When Powerball changed the system to reduce the odds and doubled the price of a ticket, their plan was to have fewer winners with bigger jackpots that got more people to play. Their plan is working perfectly
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Photoshop this Trapper Keeper
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CSB Sunday Morning: How did you get that scar? (Stories please, not just "I fell off my skateboard" and the like. And please keep descriptions as PG as possible)
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If you live in an apartment on very busy boulevard in a major metropolitan area, go ahead and leave your door unlocked. You'll make a new friend
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Sex over 50: Men do it with more partners than women, while white, bisexual, physically fit and disease free women have more than everyone else. Come for the science
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It's a rare treat when you have a mother-daughter combo working the stick
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Finally, some NYC subway cars that don't reek of urine, BO and desperation
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Hazmat called out for a chemical called "H2O"
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The world's going to end soon. This is probably a repeat from every single other time someone's claimed it (possible nsfw content on page)